1. Dallas Cowboys-Come on, how could you really say anyone else with their talent and after their MNF performance?
2. Pittsburgh Steelers-This team looks awesome. Need to get Rothlisberger healthy, but otherwise looks great.
3. Carolina Panthers-Won two tough games without Steve Smith. Scary to think how good they can be with him, and with emerging stud Stewart.
4. Denver Broncos-Defense is questionable, but offense is much better than expected with Marshall/Royal/Scheffler trifecta.
5. Indianapolis Colts-Beat up, old, and rusty, but they will get better.
6. New York Giants-Reigning champs will miss Strahan and Osi eventually, but three-headed running monster of Jacobs/Bradshaw/Ward is awesome.
7. San Diego Chargers-Ed Hochuli's call sucked, but Chargers biggest concern should be LT's toe.
8. Green Bay Packers-If it were a fair world, there wouldn't be any pressure to win in Rodgers' first year as starter. World/Packers' fans not fair though, but so far Rodgers is much better than unfair world/Packers' fans deserve.
9. Philadelphia Eagles-Bad break that Dallas and Giants are so good in same division, and worse break that only decent receiver is a moron who likes to drop balls on one-yard line.
10. New Orleans-Loss to Washington makes this team look much worse than I thought. Colston injury and Shockey's rust will hurt during next few weeks.
11. Arizona Cardinals-Solid all-around team should win NFC West going away, but can they beat good teams from other divisions?
12. Buffalo Bills-Emerging into a solid team. Watch out Patriots.
13. New England Patriots-Can't beat better teams with offense they used against Jets. Mangina gave them the victory with conservative play calling. Better teams will force Cassel to make plays, and will be interesting to see if he can step up to the challenge.
14. Tennessee Titans-Yes, they've got a great defense, and rookie running back Johnson looks awesome, but come on Tennessee management: until you get a decent receiver, it doesn't matter who you play at QB, you'll never go deep into the play-offs.
15. Chicago Bears-Orton doing best he can with no WR's. Defenses will stack the line soon to stop lone offensive playmaker Forte. Will go only as far as TE's Olsen and Clark can take them in passing game.
16. Minnesota Vikings-Defense and running game are great, but they must establish a passing game or season will be lost.
17. Cleveland Browns-Offense should come around eventually, but digging deep hole already, and Baltimore could be tough in Week 3.
18. New York Jets-Proved they aren't ready to take step to next level yet.
19. Tampa Bay Bucanneers-I thought all the talk about Dunn and even Cadillac Williams in the preseason was just a tactic to get Graham to sign for less money. Turns out Gruden really is too stupid to realize Graham is their best offensive player.
20. Washington Redskins-Looked terrible Week 1. Made Saints look terrible in Week 2. Will the real Washington Redskins please stand up?
21. Seattle Seahawks-Once Branch and Engram get healthy, could make run, but by then will be hard to catch Cardinals.
22. San Francisco 49ers-May over-achieve somewhat, but not a play-off contender.
23. Baltimore Ravens-First-year coach+rookie starting QB=rebuilding year. Won't make the play-offs, but defense looks good enough again to make them a tough match-up week to week.
24. Cincinnati Bengals-So much talent at WR, yet such a crappy team. Difference between Cincy and Detroit is that Palmer is an under-achiever, Kitna is an over-achiever. Both teams suck, but at least Palmer has the potential to play better.
25. Houston Texans-Should be much higher on this list, but somehow managed to enter season with no running game again, and didn't even try for Kevin Jones or Rudi Johnson when they had the chance. Need to get on the phone with Ron Dayne or Shaun Alexander right now.
26. Jacksonville Jaguars-Should probably be much higher on this list, but when WR is your biggest weakness, and you try to improve by adding Jerry Porter and Troy Williamson, I can't help thinking you're a lost cause.
27. Atlanta Falcons-Hey, they will probably suck, but they're supposed to suck! They are rebuilding, and this season should be graded on improvement. Already gave fans more than was expected by bitch-slapping Lions in Week 1.
28. Kansas City Chiefs-Could field a respectable team by turning offense over to Huard, but Herm is too dumb to see that. Luckily, injuries may force his hand.
29. Detroit Lions-Millen has done two things right: Calvin Johnson and Roy Williams are a great pair of wide receivers. Should be able to build a good team around them, but Millen's most criminal act is not getting a good QB to throw to them, and not even having a potentially good prospect at QB learning the ropes. Why didn't they take a chance on Culpepper, or draft a Colt Brennan? Because they are idiots. Fire Millen!
30. Oakland Raiders-Fact is, they are rebuilding too, so this season should be graded on improvement, not record, but Al Davis isn't that kind of guy. Russell needs time to grow in one offensive scheme, but Davis will likely get fidgety and impatient, and switch coaches which will likely slow Russell's learning curve and hamper his development. Will be up to Darren McFadden to save this team from oblivion. He did it in KC, but that was without Huard for most of the game. With Huard, KC is a better team than the Raiders, hence the higher ranking.
31. Miami Dolphins-Like Atlanta, not supposed to be good this year, as they are in full rebuilding mode. Unlike Atlanta, won't provide fans with many bright spots along the way. May be harder to avoid 0-16 season this year than it was last year.
32. St. Louis Rams-Blew the draft. Should have taken Dorsey in round 1 and then DeSean Jackson, Devin Thomas, Eddie Royal, Malcolm Kelly, or Limas Sweed in round 2. Should have made the offensive line and finding a replacement for Isaac Bruce their top priorities in off-season, but neglected both. They are screwed. Fire Linehan!!!